R.Kelly Magnets

-inhale- I see several little girls daily. Yanno just when I'm out and about and I want to know what's wrong with their parents. I see little girls around 11 and 12 years old dressing like they're on their way to the club. High heels, midriff tops, short ass skirts, etc. Where da fuck you think you goin? Full faces of make up. What in the red hell?

Now I understand that that's a rough time for a girl. She's starting puberty and she doesn't want to look like a little kid but she's not yet ready to dress for the Blue Flame. Some of these girls are fast as hell (fast=hot in the ass) and some aren't. They might have self-esteem issues. They might watch too many episodes of Top Model. They might be peepin in one too many Cosmo issues. They could have aspirations to be a model or a fashion designer. They might think that just because they have a models shape (skinny as hell) that they're entitled to dress like one. I'm not saying she should still be wearing velcro Barbie shoes, barrettes, Dora the Explorer shirts and shit but damn dress your age. Those short little skirts that everyone is wearing nowadays have no business being on a 11 years old ass. They're asking for trouble in several different forms. Padded bras because they're self-conscious about their little mini-boobs...oh HELL no. Mothers whose bodies have long gone into mommy hell live vicariously through their daughters bodies need their ass beat with 2x4's with nails in them. Okay that's harsh but I'm sayin though...

I don't have any kids so I'm sure you're all like "What the fuck do YOU know?". It's common sense. Everyone was in an uproar when R. Kelly had his little scandal with the 14 year old girl. Now these lil snots are walkin around lookin even worse. At least SHE had on some Teletubbie sandals. If I had a daughter that age I wouldn't have a problem with her dressing like a young girl but these chicks are taking it too far. 11 and 12 with eyeliner on? Uh Uh son. No tight ass jeans. No tight ass shirts. When you get dressed in the morning I'm gonna make you lift your arms up and if I see your stomach then you gotta go change. If I can see that quarter I gave you for milk in your back pocket...then you gotta go change. If I look at your face and you resemble a geisha girl you're gonna have to go wash your face. If I see you in some stilettos that are as high or higher than mine I'm going to break your nose. Which brings me to this...

Why the fuck are these mothers buying this kind of shit for their kids? Little boys walkin around with fake bling bling and shit. Baggy ass jeans that look like MC Hammer pants. Long ass shirts and shit. Nigga you gay? You got a DRESS on. He's ASKING for a fuckin wrap sheet. When you take your daughter shopping and she picks out clothes consider this...if you'd wear it then she has no business wearing it (within reason). Think of it like this: If what she picks out has potential in your closet to snatch up a fine ass man then she should put it back. This is the 21st century in America and sex sells better than EVERYTHING else. Naturally, the media and clothing designers would even make it appeal to little kids. That's just more dough in their pockets. They don't give a damn about what happens to your kid in the process. Have some sense for cryin out loud. -exhale-