So....let me start by stating that I love my gays. They are some of the best people I know and I fully supported Prop 8. I wish that one day they can love like I do...on paper.
That's not what I wanted to talk about though.
So there's still this uber-heated debate about gay marriage. -eyeroll- And today they talked about it on Dr.Phil. :) This man made a reference to gay plight and black plight being the same. STOP! STOP! STOP! WAITAMUHFUCKINMINUTE!
Gays can and always have been able to do the following: sit where ever the fuck they want, drink from whatever fountain they want, go in which ever door they want to, go to any school they want, etc etc... Blacks have not.
A woman in the audience stood up and said,"You've never met an ex-Black person."
She had a wonderful point. Some gay people do (for whatever reason) become straight. Honestly I DO believe that being gay/lesbian/bisexual/etc is biological and not a choice. I'm not gay so I don't know what exactly makes them decide to be straight.
Anyway, I do believe though that society has shone such a dim light on the LGBT comminuty and made anyone that IS gay feel so inferior that it's brought on a new issue. Gay men in the Black community. The whole DL Brotha thing has gone on for awhile now. It hasn't gotten better. Since this issue has floated to the top gay men are more hated than ever. On one hand many gay Black men have felt empowered to break outta the closet (good for them!!!). On another hand many more feel even more afraid so they get married, punch out a few kids, put this macho man image on every morning and then they "go to the gym" late at night.
Why? They can't be honest. They'll let everyone down.
That's really all I have to say about it. I just don't understand why people have to be afraid to be themselves. It's not fair to them, their families or their wives.
Holler.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
I'm 25 now.
Bout time. Happy Birthday to me! (May 9th -- yeah I'm late)
Any-hoo.
What up America? It's been about a month....
Well, I got some shit on my mind so bear with me.
Relationships are funny. There's this REALLY fine line between respect and utter disrespect in relationships and it's defined differently depending on the individual. It looks kinda like this: _________________ and if you cross it then that's your head.
Men tend to think the line is well-defined because they just aren't that emotional. They don't concern themselves with such things as stares, hugs, friendly words of endearment (honey, sweetie, etc) but it matters.
Anyway...stop that shit before you lose your penis.
And what is it about a man that he can't accept when his mother is wrong? If she's wrong she's wrong. Plain and fuckin simple. I don't care if she's ya momma or the neighbor down the street. Now I see why women have problems with Momma's Boys. They think their mother can do no wrong or they expect you to kiss her ass until it's wet. Uhm. Fuck that. Kthxstfu.
Random outburst:
~Holler.
Any-hoo.
What up America? It's been about a month....
Well, I got some shit on my mind so bear with me.
Relationships are funny. There's this REALLY fine line between respect and utter disrespect in relationships and it's defined differently depending on the individual. It looks kinda like this: _________________ and if you cross it then that's your head.
Men tend to think the line is well-defined because they just aren't that emotional. They don't concern themselves with such things as stares, hugs, friendly words of endearment (honey, sweetie, etc) but it matters.
Anyway...stop that shit before you lose your penis.
And what is it about a man that he can't accept when his mother is wrong? If she's wrong she's wrong. Plain and fuckin simple. I don't care if she's ya momma or the neighbor down the street. Now I see why women have problems with Momma's Boys. They think their mother can do no wrong or they expect you to kiss her ass until it's wet. Uhm. Fuck that. Kthxstfu.
Random outburst:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
WHY MUST PEOPLE DO SUCH IGNORANT SHIT?
~Holler.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Fighting Temptations
Peace.
So I was reading one of my favorite forums today and I came across a topic that I think is important to relationships. It was about being single and messin with a married individual.
Now just for ease of reading I'll write this from my own perspective.
If you're single and you just tryna smash or experience what it feels like to be with someone who is attached, even if it's a just in the moment type thing, that shit is so wrong.
This is how I look at it: If I see a dude that I think is gorgeous and totally fuck-worthy but I find out he's got a woman, I don't want it no more. I wouldn't want my man to do that to me and karma is a bitch. Also, how much respect do I have for myself and my fellow women if I'd be willing to do your man even though I know about you. I don't even FLIRT with dudes that are attached. And a lot of people use that whole "we ain't married" bullshit as an excuse. That's bullshit. You may be married one day. Maybe not to who you're currently with but to SOMEone. The dating process is when you build that trust for when you are married. You don't just start trustin this nigga with your life once you sign the fuckin marriage certificate.
What men don't understand is that in order for a woman to be completely head over heels in love with you; you have to give her a reason to. And men don't give women the proper credit. If I'm with you for say 2 years and we spend a LOT of time together. Please believe, I know you. I know what you like and what you don't like. I know all your facial expressions and how you're going to react in a certain situation. If your behavior changes, I'm going to notice it immediately and don't try to hide it, you just make it more obvious.
And LADIES! Why why why won't ya'll learn that if he wanted you to be his woman, you would be. New poon is just that new poon. When men flirt/cheat it's because they're looking for validation and excitement. Maybe he gets sick of talkign to his other half all day and night long...that's where you come in. To give new conversation and something new and shiny to look at. You'll get old just like all side-pieces do. Men are weak. They're like squirrels looking at aluminum foil.
So I was reading one of my favorite forums today and I came across a topic that I think is important to relationships. It was about being single and messin with a married individual.
Now just for ease of reading I'll write this from my own perspective.
If you're single and you just tryna smash or experience what it feels like to be with someone who is attached, even if it's a just in the moment type thing, that shit is so wrong.
This is how I look at it: If I see a dude that I think is gorgeous and totally fuck-worthy but I find out he's got a woman, I don't want it no more. I wouldn't want my man to do that to me and karma is a bitch. Also, how much respect do I have for myself and my fellow women if I'd be willing to do your man even though I know about you. I don't even FLIRT with dudes that are attached. And a lot of people use that whole "we ain't married" bullshit as an excuse. That's bullshit. You may be married one day. Maybe not to who you're currently with but to SOMEone. The dating process is when you build that trust for when you are married. You don't just start trustin this nigga with your life once you sign the fuckin marriage certificate.
What men don't understand is that in order for a woman to be completely head over heels in love with you; you have to give her a reason to. And men don't give women the proper credit. If I'm with you for say 2 years and we spend a LOT of time together. Please believe, I know you. I know what you like and what you don't like. I know all your facial expressions and how you're going to react in a certain situation. If your behavior changes, I'm going to notice it immediately and don't try to hide it, you just make it more obvious.
And LADIES! Why why why won't ya'll learn that if he wanted you to be his woman, you would be. New poon is just that new poon. When men flirt/cheat it's because they're looking for validation and excitement. Maybe he gets sick of talkign to his other half all day and night long...that's where you come in. To give new conversation and something new and shiny to look at. You'll get old just like all side-pieces do. Men are weak. They're like squirrels looking at aluminum foil.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Relationships & The Innanet: Facebook
So...as technology is rapidly expanding and we as people are using computers to breathe, the line between real life and Internet is thinning. Everyone either has a Facebook or knows what it is. On Facebook there is an option in your profile to state your Relationship Status. In the event that you are not Single you can state the person to whom you are dating or are married to (if that person is also a Facebook member). But WHYYYYYYY must it cause so many problems? I actually have the answer to that. ;)
On the Internet you can be whoever you want to be. You can write out how you feel or what you think without someone looking at your facial expression. You can also make it very difficult for people to gauge what you mean with a simple 'lol'. You could be dead serious about calling Gina a fat whore and then tack an 'lmao' at the end so that if Gina sees it, she thinks you're kidding. But it's also a breeding ground for e-flirting. Individuals that are in relationships or married sometimes think it's okay to flirt with someone because, "it's just the Internet". I agree. But (there's always a but) you cross that line when the person with whom your flirting with is just a mile or two away. Especially if this person is extremely accessible to you. If you hang out with the same people or at the same places it's really simple to take that e-flirting to fucking.
All it takes is a couple drinks, some sexual tension, and a whisper in the ear....BAM! You cheated. Now what dumbass? She leaned over and asked you if you meant what you said on Facebook. You say yes. Maybe you were lying, but you don't want to hurt her feelings. (Why the fuck you should care about her feelings is another blog.) Now she's really diggin you. She knows you got a girlfriend but you're giving her oodles of much-needed attention so she doesn't care. And it's obvious that you aren't concerned with your own girlfriends feelings if you'd go so far out of your way to make another broad feel special about herself. Then Facebook has this 'poke' feature - meant to simply capture someone's attention without sending a message and to be playfully annoying. Some people put the wrong context on it and it has become a signal of how much you want to or would poke them in real life.
So America, is Facebook flirting cheating? I think it is. You're giving a woman false hopes of screwing you, being with you or whatever you wanna call it.
And like I always say....if you can't do it in front of your significant other - then it's probably wrong.
Holler.
On the Internet you can be whoever you want to be. You can write out how you feel or what you think without someone looking at your facial expression. You can also make it very difficult for people to gauge what you mean with a simple 'lol'. You could be dead serious about calling Gina a fat whore and then tack an 'lmao' at the end so that if Gina sees it, she thinks you're kidding. But it's also a breeding ground for e-flirting. Individuals that are in relationships or married sometimes think it's okay to flirt with someone because, "it's just the Internet". I agree. But (there's always a but) you cross that line when the person with whom your flirting with is just a mile or two away. Especially if this person is extremely accessible to you. If you hang out with the same people or at the same places it's really simple to take that e-flirting to fucking.
All it takes is a couple drinks, some sexual tension, and a whisper in the ear....BAM! You cheated. Now what dumbass? She leaned over and asked you if you meant what you said on Facebook. You say yes. Maybe you were lying, but you don't want to hurt her feelings. (Why the fuck you should care about her feelings is another blog.) Now she's really diggin you. She knows you got a girlfriend but you're giving her oodles of much-needed attention so she doesn't care. And it's obvious that you aren't concerned with your own girlfriends feelings if you'd go so far out of your way to make another broad feel special about herself. Then Facebook has this 'poke' feature - meant to simply capture someone's attention without sending a message and to be playfully annoying. Some people put the wrong context on it and it has become a signal of how much you want to or would poke them in real life.
So America, is Facebook flirting cheating? I think it is. You're giving a woman false hopes of screwing you, being with you or whatever you wanna call it.
And like I always say....if you can't do it in front of your significant other - then it's probably wrong.
Holler.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Clueless
I'll never understand why people do the things they do.
Why do women:
Why men are so hung up on trivial things like:
And I could go on and on about how men have sex with ugly women. How they choose to be with someone they find unappealing then lust for someone else from afar. How they decide that a baby ain't theirs randomly. SMMFH!
Why do women:
- wear clothes so tight they can't bend over...or breathe.
- pile on gallons of makeup
- bathe in perfume
- complain that men don't love them for who they are (but they do the above)
- whine about who/what they want but go out and get the opposite
Why men are so hung up on trivial things like:
- a woman's hair length
- the shoes she's wearing
- the length of her dress
- the amount of cleavage showing
- her eye color
- how "exotic" she looks
And I could go on and on about how men have sex with ugly women. How they choose to be with someone they find unappealing then lust for someone else from afar. How they decide that a baby ain't theirs randomly. SMMFH!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Control...
What do you do when you lose it? All of it. When your life is tail spinning out of absolute and utter control and no matter what you do it just gets worse...When every decision you decide upon is the wrong one. When everyone you talk to has the same solution. They don't understand your plight so they can't really help. I know there's a recession and I know people are stressed out and fed up and I know someone out there is much worse off then me but damn. They say everything you go through is a test from God. Well what the fuck...how many questions exist in this test? When does it end and why me? And then they say He only tests those who can pass. He may have gotten this one wrong. Is that even possible?
Pray for me America.
Holler.
Pray for me America.
Holler.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
YES AND NO
Yo.
So I was scanning various forums n what not and I stumbled upon a picture of the most goregous man-person I've ever laid eyes on. I'm sure much of it is Photoshop retouching...but still.This man is incredibly gorgeous. I would fuck him six ways from Sunday wearing a fishing hat and a pair of socks with the toes in them.I would have his babies and cook his dinner EVERYdamnnight. UNF! Jesus Christmas can I get a Hosanna!
All I want for Christmas this year is two things. ^^^ That man in my bed. And R.Kelly to retire or at least take a long ass vacation. America am I the only one that thinks this nigga is overactive on teh remixes lately? Every R&B remix I hear has him on it. Like for instance the 'Touch My Body' remix....that did not need him. It doesn't even cause the record to sell better. It just causes us to hear his voice. 'If I Were A Boy'....that didn't NEED him. It's a very intimate song and Beyonce was venting n shit on the mic and this nigga pops in holl'in bout if he were a girl n shit. Nigga you pissed on one...ain't that close enough? And WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!!?!?!?!? I don't want anybody wearing this...ever. Especially not a heterosexual man. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies and has some of the best fuck music ever. What the fuck is going on America?
Holler.
So I was scanning various forums n what not and I stumbled upon a picture of the most goregous man-person I've ever laid eyes on. I'm sure much of it is Photoshop retouching...but still.This man is incredibly gorgeous. I would fuck him six ways from Sunday wearing a fishing hat and a pair of socks with the toes in them.I would have his babies and cook his dinner EVERYdamnnight. UNF! Jesus Christmas can I get a Hosanna!
All I want for Christmas this year is two things. ^^^ That man in my bed. And R.Kelly to retire or at least take a long ass vacation. America am I the only one that thinks this nigga is overactive on teh remixes lately? Every R&B remix I hear has him on it. Like for instance the 'Touch My Body' remix....that did not need him. It doesn't even cause the record to sell better. It just causes us to hear his voice. 'If I Were A Boy'....that didn't NEED him. It's a very intimate song and Beyonce was venting n shit on the mic and this nigga pops in holl'in bout if he were a girl n shit. Nigga you pissed on one...ain't that close enough? And WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!!?!?!?!? I don't want anybody wearing this...ever. Especially not a heterosexual man. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies and has some of the best fuck music ever. What the fuck is going on America?
Holler.
Monday, December 15, 2008
What Shoe Doin?
So...Bush's dumb ass made a surprise trip to Iraq. A reporter threw a shoe...both shoes rather...at him. I'm not going to tell the whole story because I'm sure you've already heard about it. Apparently in much of the Arab world...throwing shoes is like spittin in your face or slappin yo mama. Straight dis-re-spect. So my commentary on this is as follows...
Can we give this man an award? A plaque? Name a side-street after him? Something?! Anything!? I don't care what it is, but he needs some positive recognition for this. I saw the video and found it ridiculously hilarious! I almost pissed on myself when he threw the second shoe. And on a sidenote: LMFAO! @ Dana Perino's black eye.
Bush is a complete moron. We all know this. He says and does things that make us question his IQ and his narcotic intake levels.
Holler.
Can we give this man an award? A plaque? Name a side-street after him? Something?! Anything!? I don't care what it is, but he needs some positive recognition for this. I saw the video and found it ridiculously hilarious! I almost pissed on myself when he threw the second shoe. And on a sidenote: LMFAO! @ Dana Perino's black eye.
Bush is a complete moron. We all know this. He says and does things that make us question his IQ and his narcotic intake levels.
Holler.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I Have Returned...
I know it's been AWHILE. I apologize. So...school is going fabulously. My social life is back in order. So I really don't have anything personal to complain about. I'm gonna yack about the current state of hip hip a little bit though.
Lil Wayne. Is he gay, bi or confused? Or all of the above? This nigga got lip rings, plaid vests, red jeans and a bunch of other mess going on. And just to make things worse...he's trying to T-Pain the world with that auto-tune crap. Ugh. Stop it.
Jeezy. He's getting better. And he's slowly starting to gain my respect. My President Is Black is dope. His whole album is decent. But he's one of those artists I listen to for a few weeks and then forget about until his next album comes out. I'm not sure why a rappers main focus HAS to be drugs but that shit is so lame.
Joe Budden. Earlier today on another site I had a full out argument with several individuals about Joe Budden. Is he or is it not wack? I personally think Joe Budden is one of the greatest lyricists to ever put his hand on a mic. He's honest. He doesn't glorify fly chicks, he says their really just pigeons. He doesn't talk about how much money he's go, he talks about the lack of it. He tells the REAL....not the fake. He isn't afraid to be vulnerable on the mic which means he's confident enough in real life.
To be continued.....
Holler.
Lil Wayne. Is he gay, bi or confused? Or all of the above? This nigga got lip rings, plaid vests, red jeans and a bunch of other mess going on. And just to make things worse...he's trying to T-Pain the world with that auto-tune crap. Ugh. Stop it.
Jeezy. He's getting better. And he's slowly starting to gain my respect. My President Is Black is dope. His whole album is decent. But he's one of those artists I listen to for a few weeks and then forget about until his next album comes out. I'm not sure why a rappers main focus HAS to be drugs but that shit is so lame.
Joe Budden. Earlier today on another site I had a full out argument with several individuals about Joe Budden. Is he or is it not wack? I personally think Joe Budden is one of the greatest lyricists to ever put his hand on a mic. He's honest. He doesn't glorify fly chicks, he says their really just pigeons. He doesn't talk about how much money he's go, he talks about the lack of it. He tells the REAL....not the fake. He isn't afraid to be vulnerable on the mic which means he's confident enough in real life.
To be continued.....
Holler.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Open the Vents and Let the Heat Out...
Okay so once again it's on....
As Seed would say, I'm back on my bully (that's means I'm back on my bullshit). So I got a few things on my mind....
Broads
I will never understand why women act catty or ho-ish. Bitch I don't want your man, but you probably want mine. I wouldn't want to be you if you were the last American Idol on Earth....but you most likely envy me.I'm smart, I'm pretty fuckin gorgeous, I'm gettin money, I'm educated, and I am the epitome of coolness. What else cracks me up about women is how they are well aware that someone they're feelin has a woman but they still flirt with him. If you know she's the wifey, then why you pressin? You know'em, chicks that will send a nigga text messages in the middle of the night, send him nasty pictures and discuss them with him,or find any reason under the sun just to see him. Sure he's givin you the time of day cuz you're being whor-ish, but who does he lay next to at night? Me. Who does he spend money on? Me. Who does he do everything for? Me. Who does he bend over backwards for? Me. It doesn't matter where you know him from or how long you've known him. He doesn't want you, at all. If he did, then he'd be with you instead of with me. That does not excuse the men though....
Niggas
Please tell me why ya'll spend so much time trying to convince women that you love them when you do dirty shit behind their backs? I know it's all part of being a man but seriously, is it worth it? Does it make sense to stare at her ass/titties, or say hi to her on the low, or go to her job to see her because you know that's the only place you can do so? If you know that if your woman left you, you'd be sick wit it, then why even risk something like that. I know most men do things we don't approve of and if she trusts you then GOOD. Don't let her down. 80-20 Rule fellas......80-20Rule.....
Holler.
As Seed would say, I'm back on my bully (that's means I'm back on my bullshit). So I got a few things on my mind....
Broads
I will never understand why women act catty or ho-ish. Bitch I don't want your man, but you probably want mine. I wouldn't want to be you if you were the last American Idol on Earth....but you most likely envy me.I'm smart, I'm pretty fuckin gorgeous, I'm gettin money, I'm educated, and I am the epitome of coolness. What else cracks me up about women is how they are well aware that someone they're feelin has a woman but they still flirt with him. If you know she's the wifey, then why you pressin? You know'em, chicks that will send a nigga text messages in the middle of the night, send him nasty pictures and discuss them with him,or find any reason under the sun just to see him. Sure he's givin you the time of day cuz you're being whor-ish, but who does he lay next to at night? Me. Who does he spend money on? Me. Who does he do everything for? Me. Who does he bend over backwards for? Me. It doesn't matter where you know him from or how long you've known him. He doesn't want you, at all. If he did, then he'd be with you instead of with me. That does not excuse the men though....
Niggas
Please tell me why ya'll spend so much time trying to convince women that you love them when you do dirty shit behind their backs? I know it's all part of being a man but seriously, is it worth it? Does it make sense to stare at her ass/titties, or say hi to her on the low, or go to her job to see her because you know that's the only place you can do so? If you know that if your woman left you, you'd be sick wit it, then why even risk something like that. I know most men do things we don't approve of and if she trusts you then GOOD. Don't let her down. 80-20 Rule fellas......80-20Rule.....
Holler.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Disturbing Encounters...
So I've been thinking about this creepy guy I go to school with.
First off he's new there...but he's like almost 30.
He's constantly telling me all these really retarded conspiracy theories about national security, personal security, home security, and internet security. Then he throws it ALL the way off with drugs, suicide, teenage angst,etc.
FUCKING. WEIRD.
Every time I'm outside smoking, he's outside smoking. Like for real what are the chances of that happening? Every time I'm in the library, he's in the god damned library.
America, should I be concerned? I mean what the fuck.
Holler.
First off he's new there...but he's like almost 30.
He's constantly telling me all these really retarded conspiracy theories about national security, personal security, home security, and internet security. Then he throws it ALL the way off with drugs, suicide, teenage angst,etc.
FUCKING. WEIRD.
Every time I'm outside smoking, he's outside smoking. Like for real what are the chances of that happening? Every time I'm in the library, he's in the god damned library.
America, should I be concerned? I mean what the fuck.
Holler.
Monday, February 18, 2008
So....Barack Because I'm Black?
I suppose it would be partly fair to vote for a Black man because I'm black. Vote for my people right? I disagree....remember Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Kristin seems to think that I only support him because of the color of his skin. Hillary doesn't want to give tuition credits to college students. I'm a college student. Hillary thinks that teachers don't deserve merit pay individually. I want to teach one day. Hillary wants to "strengthen the middle class". What middle class? There is no middle class. Of course I won't vote for her, she's a woman. Benazir Bhutto died because she was a woman....does Hillary think that she's exempt because she's American? Crying on television is not the business. And I can't understand for the life of me why she even did that. People are watching you! MORON! It's one thing to be emotional and passionate about an issue that is important to you but you get all choked up and try to convince the American people that their concerns made you cry. STOP. IT.
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Reflections pt2....
So I talked to Val last night. That made me feel good. She's the shit...always got some uplifting and helpful shit to say. Yeah the bitch up and moved to Florida without notifying my ass but hey you win some you lose some. I love her pint sized ass anyways. So.....since my last post lots has happened....for the good. A few of my "issues" are gone (or almost gone) so I have less complaints today. Since I'm making some serious progress I wanna talk about something else. . .
Niggas that sag their pants look like they just shit on themselves. And how can that shit ever be comfortable?! I mean really....do we just not wear belts in the 08? Is that how we goin? No belts? Or we wearing belts but tightening them around our thighs instead of around our waists? Is sagging the supposed illusion that money is weighing your pants down? Is that what that shit is? Tell me America.
Oh my God and the super duper long ass white tees! Whoo! What is that shit? I swear a group of niggas went to an amusement park, saw the trick mirrors and decided "YES NIGGA! I WANNA LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!!! WHOO!!!!". So these coons went home and got long ass t-shirts that come to their knees like dresses and started wearing their pants real fuckin low so it looks like the retarded lovechild of a menage a trois between Flavor Flav, Brigitte Nielsen, and Vern Troyer. Like real talk I thought that shit went out in like 06, but no...niggas are still embarrassing themselves via what the fuck they put on in the afternoon (since we know they don't get up before 11:45am).
So I guess this means Jay-Z is losing his steam in hip-hop right? I thought people were supposed to wear what he told them to? He told niggas to wear throwbacks...they did. He said "put on a suit and get it tapered up" and niggas went and cut off their braids and started wearin button-ups n shit. But now niggas are just doin whatever!Hov! We need you Big Homie! Niggas don't know what to wear anymore....we need you to drop a new clothing inspired single to the radio!!!!
Maybe I should be doing my Philosophy homework right now. Help me America.
Holler.
P.S. I really do appreciate all of the e-mails and messages from those of you that read my blog. I do whole-heartedly appreciate it. I'm not as much of a bitch as I come off. I'm actually pretty sweet. Peace.
Niggas that sag their pants look like they just shit on themselves. And how can that shit ever be comfortable?! I mean really....do we just not wear belts in the 08? Is that how we goin? No belts? Or we wearing belts but tightening them around our thighs instead of around our waists? Is sagging the supposed illusion that money is weighing your pants down? Is that what that shit is? Tell me America.
Oh my God and the super duper long ass white tees! Whoo! What is that shit? I swear a group of niggas went to an amusement park, saw the trick mirrors and decided "YES NIGGA! I WANNA LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!!! WHOO!!!!". So these coons went home and got long ass t-shirts that come to their knees like dresses and started wearing their pants real fuckin low so it looks like the retarded lovechild of a menage a trois between Flavor Flav, Brigitte Nielsen, and Vern Troyer. Like real talk I thought that shit went out in like 06, but no...niggas are still embarrassing themselves via what the fuck they put on in the afternoon (since we know they don't get up before 11:45am).
So I guess this means Jay-Z is losing his steam in hip-hop right? I thought people were supposed to wear what he told them to? He told niggas to wear throwbacks...they did. He said "put on a suit and get it tapered up" and niggas went and cut off their braids and started wearin button-ups n shit. But now niggas are just doin whatever!Hov! We need you Big Homie! Niggas don't know what to wear anymore....we need you to drop a new clothing inspired single to the radio!!!!
Maybe I should be doing my Philosophy homework right now. Help me America.
Holler.
P.S. I really do appreciate all of the e-mails and messages from those of you that read my blog. I do whole-heartedly appreciate it. I'm not as much of a bitch as I come off. I'm actually pretty sweet. Peace.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Reflections...
When I look in the mirror....the person I see is so gorgeous. I mean really, can it get much better. The second I wake up in the morning I look good, alot of women can't say that.
But...
I am not happy.
I'm being completely honest with myself, and you, when I say that. I'm not happy with the girl that I look at in the mirror. America, my life is an absolute mess right now and it's going to take a miracle to fix it. I won't go into detail, ya'll know that's not really how I get down but hopefully it won't be like this for long. I have a lot of things I would like to accomplish in a short amount of time and I am pretty fuckin determined to get it all done. On a lighter note....I got a 4.0 this past semester and I plan on doing it again this semester (pray for me because Lord knows I DESPISE Math classes).
On a side note... I am confused. I don't get the following bullshit:
Why do niggas talk to their exes but get pissed when their girlfriends do it?
Why in the HELL do "baby mommas" take advantage of the men theyhave children with and think that their will be no consequence?
Why is every Black person I encounter rooting for Hilary? When it was Jesse and Al they were all for it but now that it's a candidate with an actual shot they're just lookin around n shit. WTF!
Why does Heidi Klum's accent make a once-an-episode appearance on Project Runway?
Why why why WHYYYYYYY must celebrities continue to showcase their stupidity to the world via VH1? (And who the fuck said that New York was a celebrity? Like, what has she done other than get dumped a bunch of times by ugly niggas?)
Why do people stick around when they aren't wanted?
-sigh-
Holler.
But...
I am not happy.
I'm being completely honest with myself, and you, when I say that. I'm not happy with the girl that I look at in the mirror. America, my life is an absolute mess right now and it's going to take a miracle to fix it. I won't go into detail, ya'll know that's not really how I get down but hopefully it won't be like this for long. I have a lot of things I would like to accomplish in a short amount of time and I am pretty fuckin determined to get it all done. On a lighter note....I got a 4.0 this past semester and I plan on doing it again this semester (pray for me because Lord knows I DESPISE Math classes).
On a side note... I am confused. I don't get the following bullshit:
Why do niggas talk to their exes but get pissed when their girlfriends do it?
Why in the HELL do "baby mommas" take advantage of the men theyhave children with and think that their will be no consequence?
Why is every Black person I encounter rooting for Hilary? When it was Jesse and Al they were all for it but now that it's a candidate with an actual shot they're just lookin around n shit. WTF!
Why does Heidi Klum's accent make a once-an-episode appearance on Project Runway?
Why why why WHYYYYYYY must celebrities continue to showcase their stupidity to the world via VH1? (And who the fuck said that New York was a celebrity? Like, what has she done other than get dumped a bunch of times by ugly niggas?)
Why do people stick around when they aren't wanted?
-sigh-
Holler.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Niggas...
they are selfish
they lie
they think that sacrifice means doing whatever the fuck they want while you do all the work
they assume that just because you love/care about them that they can walk all over you
and last but not least (this shoulda been first)
they are stupid.
Holler.
Note to Self: 80/20 Rule Dolce.....80/20 Rule. Get it together girl.
Note to America: If you THINK this is about you...then you must be feeling guilty. Maybe it IS about you. Maybe it isn't. Maybe I needed to vent about how I feel in the most disrespectful and primitive manner.
they lie
they think that sacrifice means doing whatever the fuck they want while you do all the work
they assume that just because you love/care about them that they can walk all over you
and last but not least (this shoulda been first)
they are stupid.
Holler.
Note to Self: 80/20 Rule Dolce.....80/20 Rule. Get it together girl.
Note to America: If you THINK this is about you...then you must be feeling guilty. Maybe it IS about you. Maybe it isn't. Maybe I needed to vent about how I feel in the most disrespectful and primitive manner.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
What Is The World Coming To?
I'm gorgeous. I am well aware of this. So what makes you think that for one second I'mma be checkin for ya bum ass? If your hygiene is WAY the fuck off, you smoke crack or engage in some other type of drug, you're an excessive alcoholic, you're homeless, jobless, balding but you still get your hair braided, father of a ton of illegitimate chirrens, a drama magnet, or anything else that I consider unsavory or unattractive... GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!
No you DON'T have a chance in hell at being with me.
No I DON'T wanna fuck you.
No I'm not stuck up, I'm selective. Very selective.
No I will DON'T want to be your "friend".
No I don't have any sisters or cousins that look like me.
No I'm not going to turn around.
Hell no you can't have my number.
Sure I'll take yours. Then I'll throw it away.
Holler.
No you DON'T have a chance in hell at being with me.
No I DON'T wanna fuck you.
No I'm not stuck up, I'm selective. Very selective.
No I will DON'T want to be your "friend".
No I don't have any sisters or cousins that look like me.
No I'm not going to turn around.
Hell no you can't have my number.
Sure I'll take yours. Then I'll throw it away.
Holler.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
3 Whole Months!!
Wow! I've been gone for 3 whole months. Sorry bout that. I know I've had a few requests for me to return to the masses and grace you all with my colorful wording. So...a lot has happened in the last 3 months. My best friend moved away. I've been cheated on, skeeted on, sucked up, fucked up and everything in between. I won't get too personal. Draw your own picture.
Uhm...I've become seriously attracted to someone I either go to school with or work with. I won't say which. (Oh, by the way. I went back to school!) This person is....I don't know. They're just who they are. I think about them a lot and it's very school girlish - but I can't help myself.
So me and a close friend don't talk anymore. I'm kinda fucked up about it and I feel rejected (some shit I've never felt) but hey that's life. You live, you die, and that's it. -shrug-
Okay.
Back to the bitchin....
Okay. If you're at work and you're WORKING don't you expect not to be hawked? Well one of my managers does that shit DAILY. I feel so singled out. I wanna look him right in his beady little blue eyes and tell him to bacdafucup.
Hypocrites. Those bastards are every fuckin where. Hell I'm one my damn self. I'll totally admit that shit but hey -shrug- . What fucks me up is when one hypocrite decides to judge another hypocrite. Nigga please, you're just as bad as I am (if not worse) and you got the nerve to try and tell me about myself? PFFT!!!!
No good niggas. They're every got damn where.
Getting pregnant. If you don't have a job, a steady partner (re:relationship dumbfuck), a plan for life, and half an education. KEEP YOUR FUCKIN CLOTHES ON!!!!Man, broads kill me with the dumb ass shit they do. And I wanna scream on em like,"Bitch you're makin me look bad!"
I'm through for right now. I'll come back with some profound shit later.....
Holler.
Uhm...I've become seriously attracted to someone I either go to school with or work with. I won't say which. (Oh, by the way. I went back to school!) This person is....I don't know. They're just who they are. I think about them a lot and it's very school girlish - but I can't help myself.
So me and a close friend don't talk anymore. I'm kinda fucked up about it and I feel rejected (some shit I've never felt) but hey that's life. You live, you die, and that's it. -shrug-
Okay.
Back to the bitchin....
Okay. If you're at work and you're WORKING don't you expect not to be hawked? Well one of my managers does that shit DAILY. I feel so singled out. I wanna look him right in his beady little blue eyes and tell him to bacdafucup.
Hypocrites. Those bastards are every fuckin where. Hell I'm one my damn self. I'll totally admit that shit but hey -shrug- . What fucks me up is when one hypocrite decides to judge another hypocrite. Nigga please, you're just as bad as I am (if not worse) and you got the nerve to try and tell me about myself? PFFT!!!!
No good niggas. They're every got damn where.
Getting pregnant. If you don't have a job, a steady partner (re:relationship dumbfuck), a plan for life, and half an education. KEEP YOUR FUCKIN CLOTHES ON!!!!Man, broads kill me with the dumb ass shit they do. And I wanna scream on em like,"Bitch you're makin me look bad!"
I'm through for right now. I'll come back with some profound shit later.....
Holler.
Friday, July 27, 2007
From a Woman's Perspective...
No I'm not always right but when you aren't, admit it. I'm not perfect, treat me like I am. Men are visual/physical creatures and they're going to do what they want when they want because they tend to be impulsive. In the event that you decide to do something that you know I won't approve of...think about me first. You wanna cheat? Fine, wrap it up,don't let me find out and don't you EVER put that bitch before me. I'm not condoning cheating or saying it's okay but men are men. (I'm also saying that women act the same way sometimes.) I'm probably the smart one in the relationship....own your ignorance and stop trying to make ME sound stupid. You're failing dismally. I don't need you but I need you. I love you but I refuse to sacrifice for you without a self-beneficial purpose. Sorry dude. I'm an emotional creature. I cry, I get mad, I scream. Just sit down while I let it out and then we can go on about our business. Buy me everything I ask for. Why? Because I deserve it. How do I figure I deserve it? Look at all women do for men. We put the appendage that you urinate out of in our mouths and we like it...we cook...we clean...your clothes are clean...etc. We are martyrs, mothers, contortionists, porn stars, chefs, nannies, seamstresses, accountants, personal shoppers, salesmen, chauffeurs, maids,and home improvement experts.
I've been the sacrificial lamb in my latest relationship America. I don't need a man to do anything for me. I'm fine.
Holler.
I've been the sacrificial lamb in my latest relationship America. I don't need a man to do anything for me. I'm fine.
Holler.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Cheating
Why do people do that shit? Okay let me break it down real quick...
My friend, who happens to be male, has admitted to cheating on his longtime girlfriend. I asked him why and he says,"It's new pussy." So he's trying to tell me that he's justified in fuckin other chicks because the ass is different. Variety may be the spice of life but gamblin with ya balls ain't cool. I want to see ONE man that refuses to cheat.
My friend, who happens to be male, has admitted to cheating on his longtime girlfriend. I asked him why and he says,"It's new pussy." So he's trying to tell me that he's justified in fuckin other chicks because the ass is different. Variety may be the spice of life but gamblin with ya balls ain't cool. I want to see ONE man that refuses to cheat.
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