Lesbians: A Fad?

Recently I just found out that like 5 or 6 of my female friends are either lesbians or bisexual. When the hell did this happen? I dont knock the lifestyle, that's not my position. I'm just curious as to how this all comes about. Are they watching too much lesbian porn? Are men REALLY scorning them into the arms of women?Were they born this way? I just don't get it. And majority of my friends have children, so they were straight at one point right? Or were they just putting up a front so they wouldn't have to explain to anyone? I have friends and family members male and female that are gay/lesbian. I love them all regardless of their sexual preference. But lately there's just a serious overflow of gay/lesbian activity.

Awhile back there was all this hoopla about gay/lesbian marriage and whether or not it should be allowed. I personally don't give a shit. They don't bother the hetero so why should we bother them? Leave them folks alone and let them live, they put their pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. Anyway, not long after there was TONS of gays just poppin up out of nowhere. I mean is the closet really big enough to house them all? Or did the closet get too full so they all had to burst out of that mofo at the same time. My best friend just told me she was gay the other day. Sure I still love her silly ass and she'll always be my friend but what made her do it. She claims she's always been gay. WTF! Then why did you get married (to a man) and have a baby (gorgeous little girl!)? I mean you were grown when you had her....so if you were gay why didn't you just leave men alone. And that's another thing....WHY DO LESBIANS USE STRAP-ONS AND DILDOS? You only like women right? So why do you want them to fuck you like they're men? Oh hell......this shit is too confusing and headache-inducing.
I'm goin to Starbucks for a White Mocha....then I'm going to call my boyfriend so we can have hot,sweaty, heterosexual sex.

POorLITICS

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So I just got back from the polls...

first of all my State is irritating the fuck out of me. For Referendum we got Article 13 [making it possible for unmarried couples {INCLUDING GAYS} to receive the same benefits as married couples] and the Death Penalty Ref. to reinstate the death penalty in my state.
Can we get some muthafuckin educational help here? We have like REALLY low scores for grade school students. All the kids are dumb, classes are over crowded, schools are over crowded, there aren't enough books/supplies, the schools have no money, the city and the schools are partially segregated and so on and so forth....

Okay here's my stance on the first part. The entire state and its media has made this entire referendum about gay rights when in reality it's about UNMARRIED COUPLES. Whether they are gay or straight is irrelevant. Unmarried couples usually stay together MUCH longer on average than married couples. They live,work and play together and they bear and raise children together. So what if they aren't LEGALLY married....they behave like it so they should be granted the same rights as married couples in my opinion. If the referendum goes through then unmarried couples will not be granted the right to give their loved ones proper burial, file joint taxes, make life changing medical decisions or obtain life insurance policies. The divorce rate is so ridiculously high these days that a lot of people feel like if it's not broken they shouldn't bother fixing it. I totally agree.

As for the death penalty......
we are but mere humans and God never gave us the OK to take someone else's life just because they did something wrong. Let their asses ROT in prison for life without parole.

Bitches & Sistas

Of course there's a difference between the two. But I don't really wanna discuss sistas. I wanna talk about bitches and why there's so many of them gettin away with silly shit these days. I'm a strong advocate of Pocket Pimpin. If a bitch is "gettin outta pocket", put her ass back in that muhfucka and keep it the fuck movin. Why is Dolce so upset? I'll tell ya'll why. [All names have been changed to protect the innocent.] Jimmy is (technically) married to Rita. Rita and Jimmy have a young son and they've been together for like 12 years. Jimmy has several children from previous relationships as does Rita. Recently Jimmy received a notice in the mail that he'd have to go to the courthouse to take a DNA test for a child that may (or may not) be his. So he complies, takes the test and it comes back positive. So now he has a 13 year old daughter whom he's never met and doesn't know. This little girl is probably pissed the hell off that this man has never been in her life but little does she know....it was all at the hands of her triflin ass mammy. Trina had a one night stand with Jimmy 14 years ago, got pregnant and didn't say anything. She goes ahead and hops right on the welfare line; draining the HELL out of taxpayers (like myself) has been fun for her. But all things must come to an end eventually. Her gravy train has run out and now that she's working the State wants her to pay back ALL the money they've given her. So what does she do to avoid the big payback? Well, she does what any raggedy ass bitch would do! BAM! All of a sudden she KNOWS who her baby's daddy is. The only name she gave the State was Jimmy's, no one elses like other women do. I understand things happen and sometimes people have moments of passionate indiscretion but this bitch did this shit on purpose. She is well aware of the law in the state I live in. In the event that you obtain permanent, full-time employment you are held responsible for repaying all monetary public assistance that was granted to you in your "time of need". This bitch was "in need" for 13 muthafuckin years. That shit just don't sit right with me. Now Jimmy NEVER once had a problem giving his other children what they wanted/needed so he would have never denied this new child. All while he was coming out of pocket for what they needed he was also spending PLENTY of quality time with them AND paying child support to THEIR mothers. He never once complained about it. So the "justice" system is just going to let this bitch get away with this shit with no fuckin questions asked. Jimmy will have to pay her child support arrears, remaining child suport from age 13-18 AND all the benfits she received from welfare.
Ain't this some shit? When the fuck do fathers/men start gettin some got damn R-E-S-P-E-C-T?