What do you do when you lose it? All of it. When your life is tail spinning out of absolute and utter control and no matter what you do it just gets worse...When every decision you decide upon is the wrong one. When everyone you talk to has the same solution. They don't understand your plight so they can't really help. I know there's a recession and I know people are stressed out and fed up and I know someone out there is much worse off then me but damn. They say everything you go through is a test from God. Well what the fuck...how many questions exist in this test? When does it end and why me? And then they say He only tests those who can pass. He may have gotten this one wrong. Is that even possible?
Pray for me America.
Holler.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
YES AND NO
Yo.
So I was scanning various forums n what not and I stumbled upon a picture of the most goregous man-person I've ever laid eyes on. I'm sure much of it is Photoshop retouching...but still.This man is incredibly gorgeous. I would fuck him six ways from Sunday wearing a fishing hat and a pair of socks with the toes in them.I would have his babies and cook his dinner EVERYdamnnight. UNF! Jesus Christmas can I get a Hosanna!
All I want for Christmas this year is two things. ^^^ That man in my bed. And R.Kelly to retire or at least take a long ass vacation. America am I the only one that thinks this nigga is overactive on teh remixes lately? Every R&B remix I hear has him on it. Like for instance the 'Touch My Body' remix....that did not need him. It doesn't even cause the record to sell better. It just causes us to hear his voice. 'If I Were A Boy'....that didn't NEED him. It's a very intimate song and Beyonce was venting n shit on the mic and this nigga pops in holl'in bout if he were a girl n shit. Nigga you pissed on one...ain't that close enough? And WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!!?!?!?!? I don't want anybody wearing this...ever. Especially not a heterosexual man. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies and has some of the best fuck music ever. What the fuck is going on America?
Holler.
So I was scanning various forums n what not and I stumbled upon a picture of the most goregous man-person I've ever laid eyes on. I'm sure much of it is Photoshop retouching...but still.This man is incredibly gorgeous. I would fuck him six ways from Sunday wearing a fishing hat and a pair of socks with the toes in them.I would have his babies and cook his dinner EVERYdamnnight. UNF! Jesus Christmas can I get a Hosanna!
All I want for Christmas this year is two things. ^^^ That man in my bed. And R.Kelly to retire or at least take a long ass vacation. America am I the only one that thinks this nigga is overactive on teh remixes lately? Every R&B remix I hear has him on it. Like for instance the 'Touch My Body' remix....that did not need him. It doesn't even cause the record to sell better. It just causes us to hear his voice. 'If I Were A Boy'....that didn't NEED him. It's a very intimate song and Beyonce was venting n shit on the mic and this nigga pops in holl'in bout if he were a girl n shit. Nigga you pissed on one...ain't that close enough? And WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!!?!?!?!? I don't want anybody wearing this...ever. Especially not a heterosexual man. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies and has some of the best fuck music ever. What the fuck is going on America?
Holler.
Monday, December 15, 2008
What Shoe Doin?
So...Bush's dumb ass made a surprise trip to Iraq. A reporter threw a shoe...both shoes rather...at him. I'm not going to tell the whole story because I'm sure you've already heard about it. Apparently in much of the Arab world...throwing shoes is like spittin in your face or slappin yo mama. Straight dis-re-spect. So my commentary on this is as follows...
Can we give this man an award? A plaque? Name a side-street after him? Something?! Anything!? I don't care what it is, but he needs some positive recognition for this. I saw the video and found it ridiculously hilarious! I almost pissed on myself when he threw the second shoe. And on a sidenote: LMFAO! @ Dana Perino's black eye.
Bush is a complete moron. We all know this. He says and does things that make us question his IQ and his narcotic intake levels.
Holler.
Can we give this man an award? A plaque? Name a side-street after him? Something?! Anything!? I don't care what it is, but he needs some positive recognition for this. I saw the video and found it ridiculously hilarious! I almost pissed on myself when he threw the second shoe. And on a sidenote: LMFAO! @ Dana Perino's black eye.
Bush is a complete moron. We all know this. He says and does things that make us question his IQ and his narcotic intake levels.
Holler.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I Have Returned...
I know it's been AWHILE. I apologize. So...school is going fabulously. My social life is back in order. So I really don't have anything personal to complain about. I'm gonna yack about the current state of hip hip a little bit though.
Lil Wayne. Is he gay, bi or confused? Or all of the above? This nigga got lip rings, plaid vests, red jeans and a bunch of other mess going on. And just to make things worse...he's trying to T-Pain the world with that auto-tune crap. Ugh. Stop it.
Jeezy. He's getting better. And he's slowly starting to gain my respect. My President Is Black is dope. His whole album is decent. But he's one of those artists I listen to for a few weeks and then forget about until his next album comes out. I'm not sure why a rappers main focus HAS to be drugs but that shit is so lame.
Joe Budden. Earlier today on another site I had a full out argument with several individuals about Joe Budden. Is he or is it not wack? I personally think Joe Budden is one of the greatest lyricists to ever put his hand on a mic. He's honest. He doesn't glorify fly chicks, he says their really just pigeons. He doesn't talk about how much money he's go, he talks about the lack of it. He tells the REAL....not the fake. He isn't afraid to be vulnerable on the mic which means he's confident enough in real life.
To be continued.....
Holler.
Lil Wayne. Is he gay, bi or confused? Or all of the above? This nigga got lip rings, plaid vests, red jeans and a bunch of other mess going on. And just to make things worse...he's trying to T-Pain the world with that auto-tune crap. Ugh. Stop it.
Jeezy. He's getting better. And he's slowly starting to gain my respect. My President Is Black is dope. His whole album is decent. But he's one of those artists I listen to for a few weeks and then forget about until his next album comes out. I'm not sure why a rappers main focus HAS to be drugs but that shit is so lame.
Joe Budden. Earlier today on another site I had a full out argument with several individuals about Joe Budden. Is he or is it not wack? I personally think Joe Budden is one of the greatest lyricists to ever put his hand on a mic. He's honest. He doesn't glorify fly chicks, he says their really just pigeons. He doesn't talk about how much money he's go, he talks about the lack of it. He tells the REAL....not the fake. He isn't afraid to be vulnerable on the mic which means he's confident enough in real life.
To be continued.....
Holler.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Open the Vents and Let the Heat Out...
Okay so once again it's on....
As Seed would say, I'm back on my bully (that's means I'm back on my bullshit). So I got a few things on my mind....
Broads
I will never understand why women act catty or ho-ish. Bitch I don't want your man, but you probably want mine. I wouldn't want to be you if you were the last American Idol on Earth....but you most likely envy me.I'm smart, I'm pretty fuckin gorgeous, I'm gettin money, I'm educated, and I am the epitome of coolness. What else cracks me up about women is how they are well aware that someone they're feelin has a woman but they still flirt with him. If you know she's the wifey, then why you pressin? You know'em, chicks that will send a nigga text messages in the middle of the night, send him nasty pictures and discuss them with him,or find any reason under the sun just to see him. Sure he's givin you the time of day cuz you're being whor-ish, but who does he lay next to at night? Me. Who does he spend money on? Me. Who does he do everything for? Me. Who does he bend over backwards for? Me. It doesn't matter where you know him from or how long you've known him. He doesn't want you, at all. If he did, then he'd be with you instead of with me. That does not excuse the men though....
Niggas
Please tell me why ya'll spend so much time trying to convince women that you love them when you do dirty shit behind their backs? I know it's all part of being a man but seriously, is it worth it? Does it make sense to stare at her ass/titties, or say hi to her on the low, or go to her job to see her because you know that's the only place you can do so? If you know that if your woman left you, you'd be sick wit it, then why even risk something like that. I know most men do things we don't approve of and if she trusts you then GOOD. Don't let her down. 80-20 Rule fellas......80-20Rule.....
Holler.
As Seed would say, I'm back on my bully (that's means I'm back on my bullshit). So I got a few things on my mind....
Broads
I will never understand why women act catty or ho-ish. Bitch I don't want your man, but you probably want mine. I wouldn't want to be you if you were the last American Idol on Earth....but you most likely envy me.I'm smart, I'm pretty fuckin gorgeous, I'm gettin money, I'm educated, and I am the epitome of coolness. What else cracks me up about women is how they are well aware that someone they're feelin has a woman but they still flirt with him. If you know she's the wifey, then why you pressin? You know'em, chicks that will send a nigga text messages in the middle of the night, send him nasty pictures and discuss them with him,or find any reason under the sun just to see him. Sure he's givin you the time of day cuz you're being whor-ish, but who does he lay next to at night? Me. Who does he spend money on? Me. Who does he do everything for? Me. Who does he bend over backwards for? Me. It doesn't matter where you know him from or how long you've known him. He doesn't want you, at all. If he did, then he'd be with you instead of with me. That does not excuse the men though....
Niggas
Please tell me why ya'll spend so much time trying to convince women that you love them when you do dirty shit behind their backs? I know it's all part of being a man but seriously, is it worth it? Does it make sense to stare at her ass/titties, or say hi to her on the low, or go to her job to see her because you know that's the only place you can do so? If you know that if your woman left you, you'd be sick wit it, then why even risk something like that. I know most men do things we don't approve of and if she trusts you then GOOD. Don't let her down. 80-20 Rule fellas......80-20Rule.....
Holler.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Disturbing Encounters...
So I've been thinking about this creepy guy I go to school with.
First off he's new there...but he's like almost 30.
He's constantly telling me all these really retarded conspiracy theories about national security, personal security, home security, and internet security. Then he throws it ALL the way off with drugs, suicide, teenage angst,etc.
FUCKING. WEIRD.
Every time I'm outside smoking, he's outside smoking. Like for real what are the chances of that happening? Every time I'm in the library, he's in the god damned library.
America, should I be concerned? I mean what the fuck.
Holler.
First off he's new there...but he's like almost 30.
He's constantly telling me all these really retarded conspiracy theories about national security, personal security, home security, and internet security. Then he throws it ALL the way off with drugs, suicide, teenage angst,etc.
FUCKING. WEIRD.
Every time I'm outside smoking, he's outside smoking. Like for real what are the chances of that happening? Every time I'm in the library, he's in the god damned library.
America, should I be concerned? I mean what the fuck.
Holler.
Monday, February 18, 2008
So....Barack Because I'm Black?
I suppose it would be partly fair to vote for a Black man because I'm black. Vote for my people right? I disagree....remember Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Kristin seems to think that I only support him because of the color of his skin. Hillary doesn't want to give tuition credits to college students. I'm a college student. Hillary thinks that teachers don't deserve merit pay individually. I want to teach one day. Hillary wants to "strengthen the middle class". What middle class? There is no middle class. Of course I won't vote for her, she's a woman. Benazir Bhutto died because she was a woman....does Hillary think that she's exempt because she's American? Crying on television is not the business. And I can't understand for the life of me why she even did that. People are watching you! MORON! It's one thing to be emotional and passionate about an issue that is important to you but you get all choked up and try to convince the American people that their concerns made you cry. STOP. IT.
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Reflections pt2....
So I talked to Val last night. That made me feel good. She's the shit...always got some uplifting and helpful shit to say. Yeah the bitch up and moved to Florida without notifying my ass but hey you win some you lose some. I love her pint sized ass anyways. So.....since my last post lots has happened....for the good. A few of my "issues" are gone (or almost gone) so I have less complaints today. Since I'm making some serious progress I wanna talk about something else. . .
Niggas that sag their pants look like they just shit on themselves. And how can that shit ever be comfortable?! I mean really....do we just not wear belts in the 08? Is that how we goin? No belts? Or we wearing belts but tightening them around our thighs instead of around our waists? Is sagging the supposed illusion that money is weighing your pants down? Is that what that shit is? Tell me America.
Oh my God and the super duper long ass white tees! Whoo! What is that shit? I swear a group of niggas went to an amusement park, saw the trick mirrors and decided "YES NIGGA! I WANNA LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!!! WHOO!!!!". So these coons went home and got long ass t-shirts that come to their knees like dresses and started wearing their pants real fuckin low so it looks like the retarded lovechild of a menage a trois between Flavor Flav, Brigitte Nielsen, and Vern Troyer. Like real talk I thought that shit went out in like 06, but no...niggas are still embarrassing themselves via what the fuck they put on in the afternoon (since we know they don't get up before 11:45am).
So I guess this means Jay-Z is losing his steam in hip-hop right? I thought people were supposed to wear what he told them to? He told niggas to wear throwbacks...they did. He said "put on a suit and get it tapered up" and niggas went and cut off their braids and started wearin button-ups n shit. But now niggas are just doin whatever!Hov! We need you Big Homie! Niggas don't know what to wear anymore....we need you to drop a new clothing inspired single to the radio!!!!
Maybe I should be doing my Philosophy homework right now. Help me America.
Holler.
P.S. I really do appreciate all of the e-mails and messages from those of you that read my blog. I do whole-heartedly appreciate it. I'm not as much of a bitch as I come off. I'm actually pretty sweet. Peace.
Niggas that sag their pants look like they just shit on themselves. And how can that shit ever be comfortable?! I mean really....do we just not wear belts in the 08? Is that how we goin? No belts? Or we wearing belts but tightening them around our thighs instead of around our waists? Is sagging the supposed illusion that money is weighing your pants down? Is that what that shit is? Tell me America.
Oh my God and the super duper long ass white tees! Whoo! What is that shit? I swear a group of niggas went to an amusement park, saw the trick mirrors and decided "YES NIGGA! I WANNA LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!!! WHOO!!!!". So these coons went home and got long ass t-shirts that come to their knees like dresses and started wearing their pants real fuckin low so it looks like the retarded lovechild of a menage a trois between Flavor Flav, Brigitte Nielsen, and Vern Troyer. Like real talk I thought that shit went out in like 06, but no...niggas are still embarrassing themselves via what the fuck they put on in the afternoon (since we know they don't get up before 11:45am).
So I guess this means Jay-Z is losing his steam in hip-hop right? I thought people were supposed to wear what he told them to? He told niggas to wear throwbacks...they did. He said "put on a suit and get it tapered up" and niggas went and cut off their braids and started wearin button-ups n shit. But now niggas are just doin whatever!Hov! We need you Big Homie! Niggas don't know what to wear anymore....we need you to drop a new clothing inspired single to the radio!!!!
Maybe I should be doing my Philosophy homework right now. Help me America.
Holler.
P.S. I really do appreciate all of the e-mails and messages from those of you that read my blog. I do whole-heartedly appreciate it. I'm not as much of a bitch as I come off. I'm actually pretty sweet. Peace.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Reflections...
When I look in the mirror....the person I see is so gorgeous. I mean really, can it get much better. The second I wake up in the morning I look good, alot of women can't say that.
But...
I am not happy.
I'm being completely honest with myself, and you, when I say that. I'm not happy with the girl that I look at in the mirror. America, my life is an absolute mess right now and it's going to take a miracle to fix it. I won't go into detail, ya'll know that's not really how I get down but hopefully it won't be like this for long. I have a lot of things I would like to accomplish in a short amount of time and I am pretty fuckin determined to get it all done. On a lighter note....I got a 4.0 this past semester and I plan on doing it again this semester (pray for me because Lord knows I DESPISE Math classes).
On a side note... I am confused. I don't get the following bullshit:
Why do niggas talk to their exes but get pissed when their girlfriends do it?
Why in the HELL do "baby mommas" take advantage of the men theyhave children with and think that their will be no consequence?
Why is every Black person I encounter rooting for Hilary? When it was Jesse and Al they were all for it but now that it's a candidate with an actual shot they're just lookin around n shit. WTF!
Why does Heidi Klum's accent make a once-an-episode appearance on Project Runway?
Why why why WHYYYYYYY must celebrities continue to showcase their stupidity to the world via VH1? (And who the fuck said that New York was a celebrity? Like, what has she done other than get dumped a bunch of times by ugly niggas?)
Why do people stick around when they aren't wanted?
-sigh-
Holler.
But...
I am not happy.
I'm being completely honest with myself, and you, when I say that. I'm not happy with the girl that I look at in the mirror. America, my life is an absolute mess right now and it's going to take a miracle to fix it. I won't go into detail, ya'll know that's not really how I get down but hopefully it won't be like this for long. I have a lot of things I would like to accomplish in a short amount of time and I am pretty fuckin determined to get it all done. On a lighter note....I got a 4.0 this past semester and I plan on doing it again this semester (pray for me because Lord knows I DESPISE Math classes).
On a side note... I am confused. I don't get the following bullshit:
Why do niggas talk to their exes but get pissed when their girlfriends do it?
Why in the HELL do "baby mommas" take advantage of the men theyhave children with and think that their will be no consequence?
Why is every Black person I encounter rooting for Hilary? When it was Jesse and Al they were all for it but now that it's a candidate with an actual shot they're just lookin around n shit. WTF!
Why does Heidi Klum's accent make a once-an-episode appearance on Project Runway?
Why why why WHYYYYYYY must celebrities continue to showcase their stupidity to the world via VH1? (And who the fuck said that New York was a celebrity? Like, what has she done other than get dumped a bunch of times by ugly niggas?)
Why do people stick around when they aren't wanted?
-sigh-
Holler.
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