Monday, May 21, 2007

That's Ignorant!

Below is a list I've compiled of shit that I think is just downright ignorant.

  • People that ask stupid ass questions constantly due to their insatiable nosiness.
  • Men that get all sensitive for no reason.Man up bitch!
  • Movies that leave you hangin like a Mandingo's pelvis.
  • My boss.This little bastard is so spacey it makes me want to vomit.PAY ATTENTION GOD DAMMIT!
  • Hos.Close your legs bitch.
  • Loose women. Let's not get it mixed up with a ho.Hos fuck for money and status, loose women fuck for no reason.That shit is just not attractive. And then they tell everybody about it like it's cute.Uhm. No.
  • Friends that take you for granted and try to take advantage of you. Ho don't take my kindness for a weakness and think I ain't payin attention.Bitch I'll kill you.
  • Significant others that think you're not watching.
  • Button pushers.Let me explain this one. A button pusher is someone who PURPOSELY talks shit to Dolce and thinks that they'll get away with it. They are under the impression that because she's at work or in a setting that requires her to behave professionally that she won't snap necks.Muthafuckas betta WRECK-A-NIZE.

to be continued....

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

RANDOMOCITY: SHIT I NEED TO KNOW

Okay..lately I've been pretty damn idle and when that happens...my mind wanders.So I pose these questions/opinions/concerns to the Masses.

~Why do white people pick their noses? (and in public no less?)
-That's fuckin gross.So youre tellin me that you teach your little grubby brats that that shit is okay?Yuck yuck yuck!!!
~Why do niggas think it's okay to drop by your house unannounced?
-Whoa nigga. Slow yo muthafuckin roll. I would never just pop up at your shit without calling or warning you first so just because you tryna fuck me you think it's alright for you to park in front of my crib and then text me that your'e outside? GET THE FUCK ON WIT THAT BULLSHIT!! That shit is NEVER okay.Never. Do you read me? That's NOT okay Goddammit!! Don't do it.It's only okay to do that to your parents or grandparents. And even then I'd be careful....old folks are fuckin more often these days.
~Why don't people understand that it's text MESSAGE not text CONVERSATION?
-Don't send me 8 text messages that add up to a full sentence!!That shit could have been one long ass text.And then you text me shit that I don't understand. If you aren't a master spelling bee winner than don't even bother text messaging me.
~Fat broads.Please please please tell me who's gassin your heads up to make you think it's okay to wear all the shit that the little girls wear?
-No, you should not put on those jeans with the deliberate rips in them. You'll look like a broken sausage.Uh uh, refrain from putting on 80's Retro.The tights are too tight...ballet flats turn into shredded paper when your feet are in them, and the skirt looks like a belt around your waist.Which brings me to the BIG ass belts....stop wearing them.You look like fuckin Kris Kringle.And skinny belts....stay away from those too.
~"Urban white boys" are trying too hard aren't they?
-I need them to stop pretending that hip-hop is important to them, underground WILL survive without your pasty ass.

Monday, May 07, 2007

I WORK HARD FOR MY SHIT!!!

Ok maybe I'm being harsh but I work really hard for everything I have. Why the fuck do I always see these old ass niggas beggin for ignorant shit. Last week Monday I went to the gas station and this old ass nigga asks me for a cigarette AND a dollar. No, not spare change, not "whatever I can spare", but a fucking DOLLAR. This nigga was extra specific n shit. That pissed me the fuck off. You're twice my fucking age and I am not about to support your habits. I never ask people for cigarettes so when people do it to me it throws me off. Ugh! I just wanna get a bullhorn and say,"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!!!!" And the killing part is.....this old crusty bastard asked me 4 more times this week. I mean really.....WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Yesterday when I saw him we had an "experience":

"Ay sista you got another cigarette?"
"Yup."
-awkward silence-
"Can I have one?"
"No."
"Oh okay, you got a dollar I could use?"
"Uhm. No."
"Damn you ain't gotta be so cold."
"Yes I do. I'm not in the business of supporting other grown folks. Please get away from me.Thanks."

Wtf!? People got alot of nerve.

Holler.