Control...

What do you do when you lose it? All of it. When your life is tail spinning out of absolute and utter control and no matter what you do it just gets worse...When every decision you decide upon is the wrong one. When everyone you talk to has the same solution. They don't understand your plight so they can't really help. I know there's a recession and I know people are stressed out and fed up and I know someone out there is much worse off then me but damn. They say everything you go through is a test from God. Well what the fuck...how many questions exist in this test? When does it end and why me? And then they say He only tests those who can pass. He may have gotten this one wrong. Is that even possible?

Pray for me America.

Holler.

YES AND NO

Yo.

So I was scanning various forums n what not and I stumbled upon a picture of the most goregous man-person I've ever laid eyes on. I'm sure much of it is Photoshop retouching...but still.This man is incredibly gorgeous. I would fuck him six ways from Sunday wearing a fishing hat and a pair of socks with the toes in them.I would have his babies and cook his dinner EVERYdamnnight. UNF! Jesus Christmas can I get a Hosanna!






All I want for Christmas this year is two things. ^^^ That man in my bed. And R.Kelly to retire or at least take a long ass vacation. America am I the only one that thinks this nigga is overactive on teh remixes lately? Every R&B remix I hear has him on it. Like for instance the 'Touch My Body' remix....that did not need him. It doesn't even cause the record to sell better. It just causes us to hear his voice. 'If I Were A Boy'....that didn't NEED him. It's a very intimate song and Beyonce was venting n shit on the mic and this nigga pops in holl'in bout if he were a girl n shit. Nigga you pissed on one...ain't that close enough? And WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!!?!?!?!? I don't want anybody wearing this...ever. Especially not a heterosexual man. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies. Especially not a heterosexual man that was accused of doin up babies and has some of the best fuck music ever. What the fuck is going on America?



Holler.

What Shoe Doin?

So...Bush's dumb ass made a surprise trip to Iraq. A reporter threw a shoe...both shoes rather...at him. I'm not going to tell the whole story because I'm sure you've already heard about it. Apparently in much of the Arab world...throwing shoes is like spittin in your face or slappin yo mama. Straight dis-re-spect. So my commentary on this is as follows...

Can we give this man an award? A plaque? Name a side-street after him? Something?! Anything!? I don't care what it is, but he needs some positive recognition for this. I saw the video and found it ridiculously hilarious! I almost pissed on myself when he threw the second shoe. And on a sidenote: LMFAO! @ Dana Perino's black eye.




Bush is a complete moron. We all know this. He says and does things that make us question his IQ and his narcotic intake levels.



Holler.

I Have Returned...

I know it's been AWHILE. I apologize. So...school is going fabulously. My social life is back in order. So I really don't have anything personal to complain about. I'm gonna yack about the current state of hip hip a little bit though.

Lil Wayne. Is he gay, bi or confused? Or all of the above? This nigga got lip rings, plaid vests, red jeans and a bunch of other mess going on. And just to make things worse...he's trying to T-Pain the world with that auto-tune crap. Ugh. Stop it.
Jeezy. He's getting better. And he's slowly starting to gain my respect. My President Is Black is dope. His whole album is decent. But he's one of those artists I listen to for a few weeks and then forget about until his next album comes out. I'm not sure why a rappers main focus HAS to be drugs but that shit is so lame.
Joe Budden. Earlier today on another site I had a full out argument with several individuals about Joe Budden. Is he or is it not wack? I personally think Joe Budden is one of the greatest lyricists to ever put his hand on a mic. He's honest. He doesn't glorify fly chicks, he says their really just pigeons. He doesn't talk about how much money he's go, he talks about the lack of it. He tells the REAL....not the fake. He isn't afraid to be vulnerable on the mic which means he's confident enough in real life.



To be continued.....



Holler.